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 From: gtyr@gmail.com 
  
 "Cursitor Doom"  wrote in message 
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 > On Sun, 13 Oct 2019 12:33:59 +1100, ZakJames wrote: 
 > 
 >> No, moving too a tax haven like the Bahamas which also has lots of 
 >> sunshine is tho. 
  
 > You seem to have a wholly unrealistic view of life in a "tax haven" - 
  
 We'll see... 
  
 > It's not as cushy as you seem to think. 
  
 Depends on which tax haven you choose to move to. 
  
 > We don't get to sit around under palm trees all day being 
 > served cocktails by scantily-dressed young maidens. 
  
 Depends on the tax haven. 
  
 > For a start, I don't know if you missed it, but the Bahamas (and 
 > similar such places) get frequently devastated by hurricanes and 
 > due to the shortage of skilled tradesmen, take an age to rebuild. 
  
 Plenty of other sunny tax havens that don€€€t have that problem. 
 And trivial to make your place hurricane immune anyway. 
  
 > Even when there's no damage to repair, finding someone to do 
 > routine plumbing/electrical/roofing jobs is next to impossible. 
  
 This is a diy group, stupid. 
  
 > Even getting some cunt to cut the grass is next to impossible, 
  
 That€€€s bullshit and trivial to avoid having any grass anyway. 
  
 > so you have to end up doing all these 
 > jobs yourself. Some retirement, eh? 
  
 Not if you organise things properly. Some tax havens 
 even allow you to have full time servants for peanuts. 
  
 > If you're not an adept DIYer, best stay in the UK. 
  
 That€€€s bullshit with the best tax havens. 
  
 > And as for coming to the UK for free medical treatment, even 
 > though I paid into it for 40 fucking years, that just isn't practical 
 > from my neck of the woods at least; not even remotely. 
  
 Then you were too stupid to choose an appropriate tax haven. 
  
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