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   From Address: stopstaring@boobs.com   
   Subject: Paris Jackson really really wants to be the next Doctor   
      
   Hi guys... okay, so, my name is Bok-C, and, uh, there's this girl, and she's    
   like really pretty, and she told me she really really really really wants to    
   be the star on Doctor Who!  I bet she'd be really good at it too, because    
   she was in show choir, and she's Michael Jackson's daughter, and she was in    
   drama club, and... oh!  She also has her driver's license now.  Well,    
   actually it's a learner permit, because she's still only fifteen, but she's    
   a really good driver and I'm sure she'd have no trouble driving the    
   Tardismobile.  She'd be like *vroom*vroom*vworp*vworp* watch out Master, I'm    
   the Doctor twelve-point, uh, -oh and I'll run you over on my Tardismobile!    
   Ever since somebody told her they're looking for any age and any gender    
   she's had her heart set on it.  So I hope you guys all support her, and if    
   there's anybody here who can pull any strings it would mean a lot, because I    
   know she'd be devastated if she doesn't get the part and might even do    
   something drastic if somebody tells her her dream can't come true.   
      
   OK, thanks in advance.  Byeeeeee.   
   rawr <3   
   rawr<3   
   rawr <3   
   Bok-C   
      
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