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   PID: Synchronet 3.19b-Win32 master/a2a9dc027 Jan  2 2022 MSC 1928   
   TID: SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 master/a2a9dc027 Jan  2 2022 MSC 1928   
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   SUBJECT: CROP CIRLCES FOR FUN AND PROFIT                     FILE: UFO1225    
      
      
      
      
   An experiment:  Walk into your wheat field with a small brick   
   with a hole in it and a twenty foot rope.  Stand in the somewhere   
   in the middle and twirl the brick at the end of the rope over   
   your head and slowly work your way down.  Invest an hour or so of   
   work, choose a light brick or stone to lighten your burden.   
   Better yet, start with a heavy one to hack and slash the first   
   layers and then degrade to a lighter one for finer touches.   
   Remember, only spin the weight in *one* direction.  Then go to a   
   hill and see if you did a good job.  Work at it and improve your   
   technique.  In time, try different stone weights and line types   
   to increase your effective radius of crop destruction.  Heck, in   
   no time you can do it in the dead of night... if anyone comes upon   
   the scene investigating the unearthly "wooshing" sounds, simply   
   let go of the line and the evidence immediately plummets out of   
   sight through the wheat. "Gosh, look here at this circle I just   
   found... and did you see that UFO that was here a minute ago?"   
      
   Next, setup a stand selling camera film, meteors, UFO books, and   
   beer... then telephone the National Enquirer.  Its sure to top any   
   proceeds from last year's roadside produce stand!   
      
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   Maybe, its significant that the reported crop circles started off   
   small and slowly got larger?  Maybe it took some experimentation   
   or muscle building to get the really photogenic results?   
      
   Heck, I'll make snow-angels if y'all want to get all excited over   
   them and photograph and speculate about them... but the beers   
   gonna cost you!  8-)   
      
      
   If you like this one, maybe I'll explain the South American "Landing Fields"   
   and animal markings... naaawwww, that's worth a good article.  Maybe even a   
   computer simulation...    
      
                    
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