From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.tos   
   From Address: verysorry@nocando.com (Pinstripe Sniper)   
   Subject: Re: William Shatner Warns Of The Dangers Of Turkey Fryers   
      
   Joe Pfeiffer  wrote:   
   >Slightly better is to put the thawed turkey in the empty fryer, add   
   >water to cover turkey, remove turkey, measure how much water you added.   
   >Replace water with oil, heat oil.   
      
   I'd also do it this way with these secondary/implied details:   
      
   -  "measure how much water" - I would take this literally and just   
   note where the water line is inside the pot and add oil to that level.   
      
   -  I'd wipe the inside of the pot completely dry - I will speculate   
   that the insurance company decided not to use water because some   
   people won't dry the pot and cause undesired excitement as the oil   
   hits the boiling point of water.   
      
   -  I'd also drain/dry the turkey   
      
   >This way you don't have an oil-soaked turkey dripping while you wait for   
   >the oil to heat.  Cleaning up water drips is easier than oil drips.   
      
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