From Newsgroup: alt.tv.star-trek.tos   
   From Address: not@chance.dude   
   Subject: Re: Patrick Stewart To Be Knighted   
      
   Clams Canino wrote:   
   > "Wickeddoll"    
   >    
   >> Nah, he changed the spelling of my name.  Why, I'll never know.   
   >> *whistling innocently*   
   >> Natalie   
   >    
   > A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young   
   > mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.   
   > To the first mother, he said, "Mary, you are obsessed with eating. You've   
   > even named your daughter Candy."   
   > He turned to the second Mom: "Ann, your obsession is with money. Again,   
   > it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."   
   > He turned to the third Mom: "Joyce, your obsession is alcohol. This too   
   > shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."   
   > At this point, the fourth mother, Natalie, quietly got up, took her little   
   > boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what   
   > he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get   
   > dinner."   
   >    
   >    
      
   *fwap*   
      
   ROFL!   
      
   Natalie   
   --    
   "Wicked little doll, you have no soul"   
   (David Byrne, 1997)   
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