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   From: azjohn    
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   Subject: Teacher Arrested At Kennedy International Airport   
   Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:37:45 -0700   
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   Teacher Arrested At Kennedy International Airport (AP)   
      
   A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy   
   International airport as he attempted to board a flight while   
   in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and   
   a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric   
   Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra   
   movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI   
   with carrying weapons of math instruction.   
      
   'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They   
   derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents    
   in search of absolute values.'   
      
   They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as    
   'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common    
   denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.    
   As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to    
   every triangle'.   
      
   When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God   
   had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have   
   given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they   
   could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the   
   President - It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.   
      
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