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From: dalton@nfld.com

On Apr 24, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.22703D600D241B7070000867A2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):

> Tonight I divined by perineum click divination that I will not
> get the following:
>
> 1. funnel
> 2. Sarah stuff
> 3. popthroughs
> 4. healing circle prescriptions
> 5. global species balance
> 6. sudden magickal evolution
>
> but that the assisted shaktipat would occur, and supposedly it
> has occurred, and the recipients now have all of my special
> abilities plus any they had which I do not have, plus
> matchmaking ability which I did have but currently do not
> have, though perhaps it will return to me.

It did not occur yet, I think since I forget to check to see
if my list of recipients was still OK.

> Through the assisted shaktipat
> probably over a million recipients have gotten all of my special abilities.

and all of my special connections

> First ALL ordained (or updated the ordination of if it has already
> ordained some) some in ghominid, gnonhominidsimian, gcross
> if any, galien if any, and gcetacean, where the prefix g means
> in my global region, and cross means a cross between alien and hominid.
> Those so ordained are a subset of the assisted shaktipat recipients.
> By assisted I mean assisted by ALL. Probably Jesus’s apostles
> and maybe others at the time received assisted shaktipat from
> Jesus, and I think that Jesus may have had a healing siddhi (paranormal
> power) whereas last month I had a matchmaking siddhi. That
> faded by the March full moon but perhaps it will return, and
> the assisted shaktipat recipients have gotten it even if it doesn’t
> return to me.
>
> Here is a detailed list of assisted shaktipat recipients, edited from a past
> newsgroup post:
>
> 1. those ordained by ALL, other than me if I am so ordained
> 2. those ordained by human(s) to bishop level (or above) or equivalent (the
> lowest level that can ordain to levels below him or her) and women at priest
> level (or equivalent) in religions that do not ordain women to bishop level
> or equivalent, and women at deacon and Mother Superior levels (or equivalent)
> in religions that do not ordain women to priest level or equivalent

Also cetaceans ordained to priest level or above by cetacean(s) and
nonhominidsimians ordained to priest level or above by
nonhominidsimian(s if those exist (I suspect they do for
cetaceans at least).

> 3. those who think they are major religious figures and are so thought by at
> least 210 others (some who don’t meet that number may be included in
> category 1 above)

I have to increase that number to 600.

> 4. those who do not think they are major religious figures but are thought to
> be by at least 1700 others

I have to increase that number to 4000.

> 5. those who have received at least 4055 words of my writing and/or speaking

I have to increase that to 7000 words.

> 6. some atheists: best-selling authors, university presidents, university
> vice-presidents, university deans, university heads of departments, country
> leaders and vice/deputy leaders, federal cabinet members, state/province
> leaders, mayors of cities of more than a million, those with doctorates in
> philosophy, religious studies/theology, mythology, or folklore

make that non-religious, not just atheists

> 7. some of my close relatives, some people who have influenced me greatly,
> the current Secretary General of the UN, and some women I am greatly
> attracted to
> 8. those now on the International Space Station
>
> The above numbers are for ghominid, gcross if any, and galien if any.
> Equivalent numbers for gcetacean are 1/10 of the above numbers, and
> equivalent numbers for gnonhominidsimian are 1/20 of the above numbers, and
> it is doubtful that any in those categories have been relayed any of my words
> yet, though that may be possible through telepathy if that exists.
> Also I may have included some gcetacean and gnonhominidsimian
> political leaders; I will have to check my old notebooks for that
> eventually.

With the above corrections I will try again and follow up
again when the assisted shaktipat supposedly has occurred.

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David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)
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“And if I shed a tear I won’t cage it/I won’t fear love
And if I feel a rage I won’t deny it/I won’t fear love" (Sarah McLachlan)

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