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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Put Patrick Long's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.   
      
   Nothing is impossible in the minds of lovers.   
      
   Computations which yield 0 are probably all for naught.   
      
   "Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?" - Bashir   
      
   URA Redneck if your job requires you to wear an orange vest   
      
   Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.   
      
   Forget the dog... Beware of the kids!   
      
   Tagline Bounty Hunter   
      
   I told you not to call me tiny -- Sulu   
      
   Q:  Why don't chickens ware underware?    A:  Thier peckers are on thier face.   
   J. Ward.    
      
   My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda coool. - Cartman, South Park   
      
   ZIPPEDTAGLINE   
      
   Que sera, skimpy: What will be, will wear a bikini.   
      
   Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open.   
      
   I have no solution, but I really admire your problem.   
      
   'Ow are you, Bruce?"   "Goodnight Bruce!"   "Bruce."   
      
   Choking is cool man, he hu huh huh - Beavis and Butthead.   
      
   Ensign @L, Set in a course for the nearest McDonalds, Engage   
      
   Left hand threaded.   
      
   Has anyone seen my brain?   
      
   I'm flying!  I'm FLYING!!!  <THUD>   
      
   What do you call a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist? A person who is at two with the   
   universe.   
      
   Boomerang: (n.) Ape like creature with boombox   
      
   Zap!   
      
   Press <Alt F666> for a witty tagline and soul deal   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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