MSGID: 1:317/3 635243c6   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Please don't leave, there's more demons to toast.   
      
   Yo' momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"   
      
   I don't know where you get your delusions, Laser Brain   
      
   A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine. -- Bill Cain,   
   "Stand Up Tragedy"   
      
   OXYMORON: Affordable luxury home   
      
   A man who sinks in a woman's arms, soon has his arms the woman's sink.   
      
   VAX: A very big PC peripheral.   
      
   >Actual Headlines: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge   
      
   Well what would you aim for if you had the biggest gun in the universe   
      
   Deep Space 9, Babylon 5   
      
   Leetch: Hated by Rangers bashers, and by message posters!   
      
   Zounds! madam, you had no taste when you married me! * Sheridan   
      
   Joy, another flame war... [hopefully not]   
      
   Vancouver: You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.   
      
   Let the good times roll!-Freddy Krueger   
      
   Book Title: Monkey Shines: Bob Boone   
      
   A:I'm a lawyer. B:Honest? A:No, the usual kind.   
      
   A little off the top? - Freddy Krueger   
      
   Book Title: It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic   
      
   PC Mapera chaiWIw itrwheels!loT   
      
   I love animals.... They taste good!   
      
   I am Canadian Because....I can pronounce SASKATCHEWAN.   
      
   Take a SysOp out to lunch; he's probably broke!   
      
   Zen Flying - You've got to -be- the plane   
      
   Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? - The Joker   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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