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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Quit reading mail, load your word processor, and write that book!   
      
   Repeat after me: "I believe cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee."   
      
   KNOCK KNOCK!! "BATF! Open up or we'll gass your children!"   
      
   Nine out ten men who have tried Camels prefer women!   
      
   A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee i  To: CAL WEBSTER   
      
   ZAPPA: Aww Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am   
      
   KPLA, the radio station for Klingons:  All Klingon Opera, all the time   
      
   Hendrik_and_his_simulated_org.gif - fat suxx   
      
   James Borg 007 - Cybernetics are Forever.   
      
   Fact: 99.9% of homosexuals were raised by heterosexual parents.   
      
   God must love Christmas Ruggies - he made so many of them   
      
   Voters are stupid; lie and they shall believe... - Liberal Bible   
      
   Girl: Without Dazeer? * Joel: Without a brassiere?!?   
      
   Church of the Sub-Genius  Well, sh*t, Bob!   
      
   Tact: Knowing how far to go in going too far.   
      
   TV Truth: Every Englishman is classy, every Frenchmen a jerk   
      
   "Does that excuse your actions against us?" - Renimar Keth-Solamni   
      
   Violators will be prosecuted   
      
   Zap your mouse and put it out of its memory !   
      
   Janeway: Dorothy, Paris: Scarecrow, Chakotay: Tin Man, Kim: Toto   
      
   Gamera, you're complete baby! You're full of meat - Tom   
      
   Griffin's Thought: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last   
      
   Free the San Francisco 49ers!   
      
   URA Redneck If U buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.   
      
   Quarks new product:A bed for newlyweds with inertial dampeners fitted   
      
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