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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to   
   his imagination for his facts. -- Sheridan   
      
   Disengaging soapbox mode.  You may now resume normal operations.   
      
   Klingons only fart in airlocks.   
      
   Happy Holidays, whatever you're celebrating!   
      
   Every woman needs 3 men... one for money, one for fun and one for sex.   
      
   Engineers do it in Mudd.   
      
   STREETS: On Sale Now   
      
   PUNNY BOOK: I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin.   
      
   Elvis, please put your tray up, they're about to land the UFO.   
      
   You get a better view with OS/2!   
      
   Reality is a joke and Ferrengi are the punch line   
      
   Famous Last Words #13:  "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"   
      
   URA Redneck if you call your spouse, "Cuz".   
      
   I used to do a little, but a little wouldn't do it, so a little got more and   
   mow-oowore   
      
   A blond:  Antidote for a boring life   
      
   QUAKE:  KFA girls need not apply   
      
   Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Changes and Transformations   
      
   Family trees are hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR FILES!   
      
   Party On, Dude: Jill Out*   
      
   Politicians have the privilege of writing the laws they break.   
      
   Life is a rock, and the radio rolled me   
      
   My other car is a peice of crap too   
      
   Veni, Vidi, Vomiti   
      
   KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time.   
      
   Logic dictates, Captain Huerta, that YOU are wrong   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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