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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.   
      
   Not bird, nor turd, not even frog, just little ol' me, Underdog.   
      
   Needing a man is like needing a parachute.  If he isn't there the first time   
   you need him, chances are you won't need him again   
      
   Vineburg's Law of Specifications: "True" MTBF = MTBF%1000   
      
   Gravestones cheer the living; they're no use to the dead   
      
   Wayne has no Elvis in him.   
      
   My God is changeless in his love for me, and he will come and help me. - Psalm   
   59:10   
      
   For sale: 9-volt smoke alarm with silencer   
      
   Quid pro quirk: Something for a weirdo.   
      
   XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):   
      
   Confuscious say:He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck   
      
   Ko se kompjutera masi, od njega i gine !   
      
   GOVMENT.SYS corrupted - hold General Election (Y/n)?   
      
   Equatt - The pasttime of trying to balance the light swit   
      
   VTBNL (Victim to be named later) <aw>   
      
   Sit FIDO, SIT I said. That's a good boy.   
      
   No matter how you vote, a government still gets elected.   
      
   More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking. - Mark Twain   
      
   WANTED:  Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.   
      
   Edison!!!  Watch out for that gate........<CRASH!>  (Never mind!)   
      
   False appearance of fine speech   
      
   Don't tell him. He might crack. - Slappy Squirrel   
      
   Ferengi RoA # 21: Never place friendship above profit.   
      
   SYSOP-System Operator   
      
   BAF: Blow All Fuses   
      
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