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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   You're a Redneck If U have ever financed a tattoo.   
      
   Orthopedists DO IT till it breaks   
      
   MOM'S HINT #109: Cookie dough is better than cookies.   
      
   "It's the amazing collossal dud!" -- Crow T. Robot   
      
   Emanuel SwedenBorg: Conversion is irrelevant. Hell WILL assimilate sinne   
      
   What's 20/20?                                    The IQ of twin blondes.   
      
   Have you been taught to be cautious?   
      
   Get this cheese to Sickbay!!!!!   
      
   Coming real soon - mouse support for Edlin !   
      
   Keep America beautiful ... properly dispose of all lawyers   
      
   The stupidest question is the one unasked.   
      
   ERROR:  Computer possessed.  Load EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)   
      
   Perhaps taxation without representation would be cheaper!   
      
   A crummy excuse beats no excuse   
      
   URA an Aussie Redneck if your name is John Elliot   
      
   FUNNY BOOK = May Flowers: April Showers   
      
   Darn fool toy!   
      
   My hard drive can't be full... I STILL HAVE SUBDIRECTORIES!   
      
   A political war is one in which everyone shoots from the lip   
      
   Famous Last Words #87:  "What pit?"   
      
   Men know life too early, women too late.   
      
   URA Redneck if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard   
      
   Please, you can pretend to be serious, but not witty.   
      
   Love and do what you will. - St. Augustine   
      
   Xmas Carol >> O come, froggy faithful   
      
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