MSGID: 1:317/3 62f5fabf   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   FUNNY BOOK = The Empath: Ophelia Sadness   
      
   Guy: Cows are a lot like people * Tom: They're sinners!   
      
   MARCHING BAND MEMBERS do it on the field.   
      
   Calm down, Ensign.  Exactly WHICH button did you push?   
      
   Q: Where do Irish yuppies live ? A: Lepracondominiums !   
      
   Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul   
      
   Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.   
      
   Shareware author dies:  .GIF at eleven!   
      
   WOMAN.ZIP: Lovely program, lousy documentation.   
      
   Victoria's Secret is that she likes to dress like a slut   
      
   Perot for president..  Of the Ferengi!   
      
   They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God! -- The Blues Brothers   
      
   Yo Mama so stupid, she gets lost in thought.   
      
   Sprinklers are not sex toys   
      
   May great Cthulhu rise and eat you, David Rawsthorne.   
      
   Never say during sex: you've got to be kidding me   
      
   *    <- Tribble    @*@  <- The offspring of a Tribble and Ross Perot   
      
   I'm a genetic mutant and I'm ok   
      
   A "Bobbit" snowstorm: About 4 inches on the ground   
      
   Ura Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.   
      
   Zero: the space left after installing OS/2.   
      
   Me?  A skeptic?  Can you prove it?   
      
   * <- Tribble  *** *** *** <- Tribbles with hula hoops   
      
   Voyager: The Fourth Coming of Star Trek!   
      
   You want to know what a bonehead is?  Go ask a Mike Tetrault!   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
    * Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)   
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