MSGID: 1:317/3 62c684d1   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   KEYBOARD (n.): A device for entering errors into a computer.   
      
   Hey! I don't remember @TOFIRST@.XXX being in the holodeck before   
      
   Zwei peanuts walking down ze strasse. One was assaulted!   
      
   Janitors do it with mops and brooms.   
      
   Sex, n. - Fleeting pleasure at exobirant cost and ridiculous positions   
      
   "If dee wishes to depart, dee may leave now." T'Pau   
      
   REAL programmers use: COPY CON <program>.EXE   
      
   GAINING MOMENTUM....HAMMER   
      
   Famous Last Words #24:  "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."   
      
   Kinky: Using a Feather. Perverted: Using the chicken!   
      
   Look out, it's the Sex Ray!  WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA   
      
   Q: What does O.J. Simpson and a murderer have in common?   
      
   You leave me breathless   
      
   Veni, Vidi, Vomiti:  I came, I saw, I got sick!   
      
   CONCLUSION:  The place where you get tired of thinking.   
      
   Join Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, call 1-800-OLD-ONES TODAY!   
      
   A bellybutton is for parking your gum on the way down.   
      
   Union Labor -- Doin' the Least for the Most.   
      
   Zaphod's just this guy, you know?- Gag Halfront   
      
   Ze human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.  Even with a chainsaw.   
      
   Orville, The Mad Quoter!   
      
   No Shirt-No Shoes-No Tie---No messages.....;-)   
      
   A perverted mind is a terrible thing to waste   
      
   Difference between Windows and a virus? Viruses never fail   
      
   Life is a highway and it's backed up for 2 miles!   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
    * Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)   
   SEEN-BY: 1/123 15/0 90/1 105/81 106/201 114/705 120/340 123/120 131   
   SEEN-BY: 129/330 331 153/7715 218/700 226/30 227/114 229/110 111 112   
   SEEN-BY: 229/113 206 307 317 424 426 428 452 470 550 664 700 266/512   
   SEEN-BY: 282/1038 298/25 305/3 317/3 320/219 322/757 342/200 396/45   
   SEEN-BY: 460/58 633/280 712/848   
   PATH: 317/3 229/426