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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. -- The   
   Best of Will Rogers   
      
   "@R," said @N, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95   
      
   XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog   
      
   Bless me father for I have SIMMed.   
      
   Never put off to tomorrow what you can wiggle out of today.   
      
   SPAM: Soy Sauce, Potatoes, Artichokes, Marmot -Usenet Oracle   
      
   Guns don't kill people, disgruntled BATF agents kill people   
      
   Vatican II:  The Final Reckoning! -- Mike Nelson   
      
   Sailor Moon Toilet Bowl Cleaner: On behalf of the Moon, I'll polish you!   
      
   Resolve to be thyself. -- Arnold   
      
   Possessions create pain   
      
   Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.   
      
   Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty   
      
   Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.   
      
   Destroy this tagline after reading   
      
   Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man   
   is also a prison. -- Henry David Thoreau   
      
   Natalie's bed and breakfast. - Natalie Lambert   
      
   Remember, a bird in bed is worth two in a bush.   
      
   >Actual Headlines: Drunken Driver Pays $1000 in '84   
      
   Zen football:  A long pass out of the I formation.   
      
   "Bother," said Pooh, as Micro Machines failed to run on his Nintendo   
      
   I will work to elevate you   
      
   Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.   
      
   Question and die, sayeth the CZAR!   
      
   Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp!  We need all the land we can get!!-MP   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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