MSGID: 1:317/3 624be94c   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   A li'l song, a li'l dance, a l'il seltzer in your pants   
      
   "Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.   
      
   Have you eaten any Pontiac dust, lately?  Dale Earnhardt has!   
      
   K-Mart $1.89 Blue Wave Special - includes stolen taglines.   
      
   I am Berman of Borg...  Plots are irrelevant...   
      
   New Cookbook: To Grill a Mockingbird by Julia Child   
      
   High-end Macintosh = a Yugo with a supercharger and Nitrous oxide.   
      
   Les dieux naissent et meurent, les atomes perdurent!   
      
   Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.   
      
   My wish list is wanting.   
      
   Husbands are like fires.  They go out if unattended   
      
   NEVER date a woman who puts ketchup on her mustard greens !   
      
   Do vegan mothers (n)ever breast feed their babies?   
      
   Q: What's the favorite TV program in little bug colonies around the nation? A:   
   Rose-ant   
      
   You're a Redneck if your savings are out of reach for a '76 Pinto.   
      
   You're so stupid you think Word Perfect is another Bible translation.   
      
   No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!   
      
   Life is Sexually transmitted and Terminal   
      
   Data -(a)lytic System   
      
   New drive installed   
      
   MATHEMATICIANS work it out with a pencil.   
      
   "I'll show you amateurs how to put on a party." -- Col. Blake   
      
   Echo 3 to echo 7, @F ol' buddy, you read me?   
      
   HISTORIANS do it over long periods of time   
      
   Oh I READ the docs, I just didn't UNDERSTAND them. ;)   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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