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   27 Mar 22 01:01:22   
   
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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Last words: "Who's bringing up the rear?"   
      
   A skunk walks into a bar and he says, "Hey where did everybody go?"   
      
   X-files Gillian Anderson is expected to present the cheque   
      
   That which does not kill me better run away damn fast!   
      
   Safe Sex, n. - Masturbating wearing a condom   
      
   Don't be so happy to see me. -- Quark   
      
   We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race,   
   only exactly the opposite - Murray Walker   
      
   Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a Tagline.   
      
   Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted.   
      
   Oversharpen the blade, and the edge will soon blunt.   
      
   Mixed emotions: When your kid gets an "A" in Sex Education.   
      
   My psychotherapist says I'm getting better...No really!   
      
   XGA users, it's time to upgrade.   
      
   You take him to Doctor Sniff.- Arthur, to Tick, about Speak the rodent   
      
   XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!!   
      
   'tis the season to be punny.   
      
   VirusScan : MS Windows found. Delete (Y/y)?   
      
   Uh oh! The movie has a Surgeon General's warning - Crow   
      
   Famous last words: Hic! I'm sober as a jug.   
      
   File not found. Remember, you just erased it.   
      
   Killing people is bad.Unless it's in self defense.But not if it's euthanizing   
   someone in pain.Unless they're on death row.But not if it's a fetus.Except   
   during war or if it's gay or Islam.Unless...   
      
   FORTRAN ist kein notwendiges šbel. FORTRAN ist nicht notwendig   
      
   Hardware: The parts you kick   
      
   RUSSIAN: person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul.   
      
   Shikkari shinasai, Priss!  Don't let them get you!   
      
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