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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Xanadu, n. - Utopian paradise. When in Xanadu, do as the Xanaduans do!   
      
   When you discover you are dead, avoid driving a car.   
      
   Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we? - Bloom County   
      
   The difference between a fool and a criminal is that a fool   
      
   God created man - Smith & Wesson made 'em equal.   
      
   A dirty mind is a wonderfully fun thing!   
      
   *    <- Tribble    *}-- <- Tribble with Lance   
      
   Q. Why do women have arms? A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK   
   a bathroom clean?   
      
   Most of today's real Patriots are on file with the FBI or ATF   
      
   (c) 1994 All rights wronged unless left.   
      
   Flash!  Tom Chorlton arrested for molesting wombats!   
      
   JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits   
      
   Zen Crafters -- enlightenment in about one hour   
      
   Next time, MY way   
      
   The enemy is fear.  We think it is hate; but, it is fear.<Gandhi>   
      
   Fun:  work that's *your* idea   
      
   Rotten Apples do not grow on trees...they are only sold in computer stores.   
      
   A)bort download session   
      
   CONFUCIOUS SAY: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night   
      
   Error failure: Feasibility of another error is currently being evaluated   
      
   Ladies, I know Tung Fu.   
      
   X rays are a hoax. - Lord Kelvin, physicist, c. 1900   
      
   Education is the progressive discovery of ignorance.   
      
   A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that   
   said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". So she turned around an drove home   
      
   Use the Force, Orville!   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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