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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Sometimes I miss my wife, but my aim's getting better!   
      
   Law of Christmas Decorating:  The outdoor lights that tested<>perfectly   
   indoors develop burn-outs as soon as they are strung on<>the house   
      
   They told me to get a life -- I got a computer instead.   
      
   (irc)<kheitman> nk: I thought of you when the cat went stiff   
      
   The perfect odd couple: A deaf man and a blind woman.   
      
   Oxymoron: Congressional Action.   
      
   UH LIKE WALK -- LA Traffic Signal   
      
   UNIX When words fail you.   
      
   Slower traffic keep right. Is that really so difficult?   
      
   Diplomacy: Saying nice dog while reaching for a chainsaw   
      
   Sam Houston Institute of Technology   
      
   Hebrew - Macho glass of beer   
      
   Batman Wish List:  Helena Bonham Carter as Poison Ivy.   
      
   Emoticon:  :-S     User just made an incoherent statement   
      
   Gears changed while you wait   
      
   You're a NetHack addict if... you think about thieves as a l(eprechaun) (or if   
   slash'em-ish, dwarf thieves).   
      
   Viva la /dev/null !  Long live /dev/null !   /dev/null forever !   
      
   Your married with children, you'll never be free Al Bundy   
      
   Now, dribble-dick, do your worst.   
      
   URA Redneck if: You consider the fifth grade your senior year.   
      
   I'd forgotten you could be like this.             * Jamie   
      
   VOMIT: Such a wretched subject!   
      
   Mountaineers are always free.   
      
   Last time I heard being alive was not a crime.   
      
   File not found A)bort R)etry I)nfluence with large hammer   
      
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