MSGID: 1:317/3 61ceaac8   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   NEUMS: Renaissance midgets   
      
   Unable to locate Coffee - Sysop Processor Halted!   
      
   XEROX does it again and again and again and again.   
      
   I survived Doom and all I got was this stinkin T-Shirt   
      
   Fired from orange juice factory - couldn't concentrate!!!   
      
   "I give my life to you!        bumpty   bumpty   BUMP...."   
      
   No, you fool!  I mean power!  Ultimate power! -- Evil Gypsy   
      
   Q:What do you call Lum's Horns? A:Handlebars!   
      
   Just like Beauty, we each have our own idea what chili should be.   
      
   News anchor tells truth!  Head explodes!  Film at eleven!   
      
   Chaos never died.   
      
   He's dead Jim you get his wallet, I'll get his tricorder.   
      
   YAR           Yet Another Rumor   
      
   Bobbitt Lesson #1:  Sleep on your stomach.   
      
   Vaporware is a figment on your hard disk.   
      
   No, no! Beware the Ides of APRIL! (Tax time!)   
      
   Xerox no longer makes originals.   
      
      
      
   Useless Invention: Remote control for a Watchman.   
      
   Go to work in your underwear and the dream will go away.   
      
   DOOM stinks.  DOOM is garbage.  Play Wing Commander 3!!!   
      
   SHORTEST BOOK: The American Medical Association's Guide To Proper Penmanship   
      
   Getting there is the easy part. - Janeway   
      
   Line Noise! Ha, I don't get..#$%#$%... NO CARRIER   
      
   Punctuation is a beautiful thing. Really it is   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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