MSGID: 1:317/3 61b59e48   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   VERY funny Scottie. Now beam up my clothes   
      
   A Fart Is The Lonely Cry Of An Imprisoned Turd   
      
   Mommy when is the pool going to be ready?  Shut up and spit   
      
   A free agent is anything but   
      
   Some politicans campaign for the funds of it   
      
   Confucious say: Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things   
      
   CONDOM.SYS not found! NO BARRIER   
      
   Orville's been infected with E.I.B.!   
      
   QUAKE:  DOOM wussies need not apply.   
      
   C'est la vie, Jim, but not as we know it. - Spock   
      
   Vini, Vidi, Velcro -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.   
      
   Jail's $34-Million Price Tag Doesn't Include Cell Doors   
      
   Club Wed...Niagara Falls.   
      
   LOTTERY: Just a tax on people who are bad at math.   
      
   Zipped or Unzipped - THAT is the Question   
      
   "Bother," said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.   
      
   PC for sale, am switching to gas heat. ... But teacher!  My   
      
   You broke my tooth! - Tom as couple kisses   
      
   Quiz--Democrats are: 1)Beyond hope 2)Lost 3)Nobody cares   
      
   So many lawyers, so few bullets.   
      
   Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.   
      
   Ensign Expendable.  Go see what that pulsing light is!  --Kirk   
      
   URA Redneck if you have a Civil War chess set.   
      
   Quick, I see the moderator!  Change the subject, FAST!   
      
   COMPUTERS:  It hurts your back to sit in front of one for a long time.   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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