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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.   
      
   You are a computer nerd if you need a checklist to turn on the TV   
      
   Oops... Tried to steal my own aircraft!   
      
   I don't mean to brag...but I'm the greatest.   
      
   Luke Perry trapped in a burning building:  next on Rescue 90210.   
      
   Ugly girls are no-belle prize winners!   
      
   When I want your advice, I'll give it to you!   
      
   I love the FidoNet! - Anna Steven   
      
   Barney worshiper @TO@ said this: Be vewy, vewy quiet   
      
   Zoroastrism: the belief that God is actually a masked Mexican   
      
   I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it,   
   and I just hate it. -- Clarence Darrow   
      
   ELVES do it in fairy rings   
      
   I know this looks kinda bad, but I think I'm gonna escape... I'M WRONG!   
      
   Bobby Queen:  Winner '96 RaceNet Pick3+ Contest!   
      
   We cannot command nature except by obeying her.  -- Sir Francis Bacon   
      
   Nothing bothers me like nothing   
      
   Forrester: All my intestines cried out at once!   
      
   I'm so free of tan lines, f(x)=tan(x) is not asymptotic for me.   
      
   Law of Combat:  If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.   
      
   Remember when Potato had an 'e' and we all had jobs?   
      
   This is Marv. Is your million dollars in yet? - Mike   
      
   A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.   
      
   * <- Tribble   *  <- Red Baron Tribble in his triplane   
      
   SHORTEST BOOK: Our Favorite Disco Songs, by Led Zeppelin   
      
    * <- Tribble  # <- Tribble sees a Klingon   
      
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