MSGID: 1:317/3 614c183c   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   DOS 6.22, from the people that brought you EDLIN   
      
   ZIPidy do Da, ARCidy Day   
      
   A dragon in time saves lighter fluid   
      
   "Hold on there pardner!  We got sauce!  Barbecue sauce!" -- Mike   
      
   Kill two birds with one stone?  What happend to shotguns?   
      
   John's Axiom:  When your opponent is down, kick him.   
      
   Doghouse:  A mutt hut.   
      
   Using the Force!   
      
   Quarks new product:A bed with inertial dampeners fitted for newlyweds   
      
   I'm not blaming anybody. - Col. Potter   
      
   Unable to locate CoffZhW Operator Halted!   
      
   A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married.  After that   
   it's cheating. -- Yves Montand   
      
   Lawsuit, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come   
      
   Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.   
      
   Oxymoron: Budget gourmet.   
      
   Prevent Drowning - By Buddy System   
      
   Noonan, MISS IT NOONAN, MISS IT !!!!!   
      
   I'm from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms. Where's the matches?   
      
   Veni, Vidi, VCR:  I came.  I saw.  I taped.   
      
   Have ya found the butt folks? Its the one w/the dots -Tom   
      
   Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. Your disturbing   
      
   Lesser known Shakespeare: /The Purchase of Venice/   
      
   Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that never works.   
      
   Syntheholics Anonymous -- Meets to drink antique Coors   
      
   A captain hates reading manuals - they take his mind off himself   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
    * Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)   
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