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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Sing Dan Fae Lok, Gung Hai Fat Choi -Cantonese Chinese Christmas   
      
   Oxymoron:  A lean, stable, and innovative Microsoft product.   
      
   Command.com not found. Promote Lt. Commandr.com? (y/n?)   
      
   We compound our suffering by victimising each other.   
      
   Somalia after 3 megaton nuke: Free CRISPY Food & Parking.   
      
   Wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.   
      
   Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.   
      
   Shoot low, boys!  They're riding shetland ponies!   
      
   Norwegian foods #17:  Waterbakery   
      
   "Bother," said @F, when he looked up his name in the dictionary   
      
   One moment please: We are experiencing chocolate deprivation.   
      
   Pet are fun.  My cat likes to play Hide-and-Go-Puke   
      
   Girls just wanna have fun. Guys just wanna have girls.   
      
   Skiers do it with poles.   
      
   Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her! -- McCoy   
      
   XSP: eXecute Systems Programmer   
      
   XI: Execute Invalid op-code   
      
   Grrr...! (growl some)! - Wookie First Mate   
      
   "Is that freak on our payroll?" - J. R. Grimble   
      
   XBG           Xtra Big Grin   
      
   Jeez! I'm Getting Older By Leaps and Bounds!   
      
   Conservative: Deficit?  Cut school lunch funds!   
      
   The only kind of seizures we want from cops are epileptic ones.   
      
   Life: (n) Disease. Usually transmitted sexually. Fatal.   
      
   Beautiful redheads don't bother me... I wish they WOULD!   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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