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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   When life gives you prunes, make do.   
      
   Just got my zoology dictonary.  It's called NOAH'S.ARC   
      
   A naked American man stole my balloons   
      
   Stop by psychiatric and pick up some more mind altering drugs. - swaz   
      
   Never say during sex: you're hairy!!   
      
   Zen football:  A long pass out of the I formation.   
      
   When Truman Capote was asked why he wrote, he answered, The serious artist is   
   obsessed by his material   
      
   You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools   
      
   I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open   
      
   FASA          FAntaSimulations Associates   
      
   A man's only as old as the woman he feels.   
      
   Qu‚bec bras...They don't lift, they only separate!   
      
   Necessity, where would we be without the inventions of her progeny?   
      
   zeal, n.: Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick   
      
   Cogito ergo vroom   
      
   Don't be such an anal retentive literalist. -K. Stuckas   
      
   Condom Nickname: chromosome dome   
      
   FUNNY BOOK = Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma   
      
   Flatus - a bus that has been flattened   
      
   MEMORY : Umm, ah, er.   
      
   Rent this space 555-7368(RENT)   
      
   X - Is there a recipe that starts with X?   
      
   Zucchini is NOT the name of an ice-smoothing machine!   
      
   Q-Tip: Advice from the Continuum.   
      
   Bob Barker: slick pricer      Lorena Bobbit: prick slicer   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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