MSGID: 1:317/3 60ab41ad   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   A farmer with lots of chickens posted the following sign.  "Free Chickens.     
   Our Coop Runneth Over."   
      
   Unpopular Bible Fact: Public prayer is wrong.  (Matthew 6:1-6)   
      
   Shin: part of the body used to find furniture in the dark   
      
   "Are you following this, Herb?" -- Don the Penguin   
      
   Drop 'cid not bombs   
      
   Zip up, Dick. -- Harley Stone   
      
   Nato Ergo Sum   
      
   I will say good day to you now, Sir   
      
   Real men don't use Icons   
      
   She thinks she missed the train to Mars. She's out back counting stars   
      
   Ya know, some days life is just one non sequiter after catfish.   
      
   Q: What do you call a Polock with an I.Q. of 176?    A: A village   
      
   BAD OFFICIALS: Elected by good citizens who forgot to vote   
      
   Not Gay, not Conservative, not "Politically Correct." Just ... ME!   
      
   Even mindless violence seems boring today. -Vyvyan, Young Ones   
      
   Eddie? That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?   
      
   Join the army, travel, meet interesting people, and kill them   
      
   Missed me by THAT much....Maxwell Smart   
      
   PUNNY BOOK = Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank.   
      
   Moderator, Conf. Moderators Impersonators Conference   
      
   The AW ban has always been phonier than Bill Clinton's tears. -Chapman   
      
   FUNNY BOOK = Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard   
      
   Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354? - TV's Frank   
      
   Opportunities multiply as they are seized. - Sun Tzu   
      
   Shemhamforash!                                            Hail Satan!   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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