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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep   
   accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List   
      
   Leper hockey game ended due to a faceoff in the left corner   
      
   How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her!   
      
   RIME Monty Python Conference Hostess ->1481   
      
   <WHAM!> Stupid TV... BE MORE FUNNY!!! - Homer   
      
   You may be redneck if you've ever filled a deer tag on a golf course.   
      
   Damn-I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHAINSAW! (DOOM)   
      
   Q: What did the timpanist get on his I.Q. test?  A: Drool   
      
   You may be redneck if you wash your truck more often than your kids.   
      
   I think this is about more than the heist -- Crow T. Robot   
      
   Hark!  The moon like a testicle hanging low in the sky! -R. Williams   
      
   Just won't let you be. -- The Grateful Dead   
      
   PENGUIN LUST! ...Nothing but urges from Hell!! - Fundamentally Oral   
      
   Last words: "Don't be silly. That kind of monster NEVER follows you."   
      
   Remember:  Kirk beat a Vulcan at chess.  Regularly.   
      
   OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world   
      
   Yo mama's like a railroad - she gets laid all over the country!   
      
   Diplomat: n. One who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look   
   forwaed to the trip   
      
   A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.   
      
   Gasoline and a match make Kitty go "Whooooooofff!"   
      
   Bobbie Sumrada is my Stepmother !!   
      
   ## Look --- A tag line with no meaning ##   
      
   Solve a problem before you become part of it !   
      
   Park your hard disks here!   
      
   File not found, loading something more interesting   
      
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