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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Keep you hands off the secretarys reproducing equipment   
      
   Lawyers: The best argument against gun control.   
      
   Quartet: where all four think the other three can't sing.   
      
   My Tourette's Syndrome only acts up when I'm driving.   
      
   Better get a bigger gun, cuz I'm not dead yet   
      
   Zero: the space left after installing OS/2.   
      
   Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws:  When it rains, it pours.   
      
   I am Paul Simon of Borg: Me and Hugh Down by the School Yard.   
      
   My mind is like a blotter:  Soaks it up, gets it backwards.   
      
   THIS IS 911...To report fire press 1,burglary press 2,rape press 3,   
      
   Do you believe in the existence of _extraterrestrials_? - Mulder   
      
   Just when @FN@ thought it was safe, the SARCASM ALERT went off:   
      
   Just the taglines, Ma'am   
      
   A cat is a four footed allergen.   
      
   I eat like a bird - half my weight in worms every day.   
      
   Thank god I'm an atheist!   
      
   Had a cat oncekinda tasted like chicken   
      
   Palindrome: Stressed desserts   
      
   Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Marriage and Magic   
      
   "Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment "   
      
   Joel just transferred his home movies to videotape! -- Crow   
      
   Ensign @F, Set in a course for the nearest Taco Bell, Engage   
      
   Clinton wants a man date!  Is he one of them?   
      
   What does a blonde say during a porno movie? "There I am, giggle"!!   
      
   Bad Band Name #532: The Honking Mallards   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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