MSGID: 1:317/3 602e10c6   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   You just bought yourself 220! C'mon, dickweed! - Crow   
      
   Keyboard: An instrument used for entering errors into a system.   
      
   Xanadu, n. - Utopian paradise. When in Xanadu, do as the Xanaduans do!   
      
   Dyslexic christian sells his soul to Santa... News at 11   
      
   VAGINA..Medical term describing heart trouble   
      
   Religion is 'doing...Salvation is 'done'.   
      
   Xenobiology was never my fort‚   
      
   Zinc: Where you wash your face.   
      
   XC: Log entry for pilots who leave & return to pattern   
      
   Morticians do it gravely.   
      
   OXYMORON: Uncommitted voter   
      
   Spurs only piss a horse off - works okay on cats, though   
      
   JESUS SAVES, but Clones 'R' Us makes backups!   
      
   When the lights are out, no one can see you trip Messier.   
      
   Xerox never met a tagline writer   
      
   Janet Reno: Himmler in a skirt, except Himmler had better legs.   
      
   Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going   
   through a flashing red light   
      
   Beware! Elminster sold me his spellbook!   
      
   JESUS:If any man thirst..-John 7:37 ELVIS:Drinks on me!-Jailhouse Rock/MGM'57   
      
   <BOOM><BOOM><BOOM><BOOM> Nitroglycerin on keys   
      
   "I like it too.. but you don't have to slobber all over me, Beavis!"   
      
   A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing well.   
      
   URA Redneck if your best suit includes a Budweiser cap   
      
   *   <- Tribble      .  <- Tribble.zip   
      
   Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?    A: good   
   start!   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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