MSGID: 1:317/3 600a7847   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   A lawyer at his/her best: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"   
      
   Screw the whales, save M & M's.  They taste better!   
      
   Palindrome - Oh who was it I saw, oh who?   
      
   Physics is phun?  Not if you phlunk!   
      
   Ok, I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.   
      
   DO NOT look in laser with remaining eye!   
      
   Faith is under the left nipple. -- Martin Luther   
      
   I was the pastry chef at a weight-loss clinic.   
      
   You are either a hammer or an anvil in the world   
      
   Elementary, my dear Watson.   
      
   QUAKE:  It's the NeXTstep   
      
   Pain:  Telling a Klingon his mother wears combat boots.   
      
   Waiter, there's NO fly in my soup! - Kermit   
      
    * <- Tribble  * - <- William the Conquering Tribble with crossbow   
      
   PMS and yeast infection - ultimate whine and cheese party   
      
   VIRTUES, n.pl.  Certain abstentions.   
      
   Jerry the Belly Button Elf: "I HATE LINTLOAF Aaaaagh ..."   
      
   Clerics do it with their gods.   
      
   Reach out and touch someone - just be careful where.   
      
   We'd be Gods which we're not.   - Riker   
      
   Please remit payment for taglines to I.R.S   
      
   Yankees do it up north.   
      
   Oh, bother!  Said Pooh, as yet another condom ruptured.   
      
   A man in need is an opportunity for a woman   
      
   XEROX does it again and again and again and again.   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
    * Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)   
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