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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   I guess some things never leave you. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988   
      
   Marriage: A banquet where dessert is served first.   
      
   Redneck If Ur idea of going formal is a black truck.   
      
   <bleep> the back row! <bleep> the front row! <bleep> *IN*   
   the back row!   
      
   There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a   
   miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -Albert Einstein   
   (1879-1955)   
      
   Katana the Dull   
      
   Farewell, King Under the Mountain. - Bilbo Baggins   
      
   Radical:  A conservative out of a job.   
      
   Bart Simpson in `96! Nothing else has worked!   
      
   I hate it when I'm right! - Yakko   
      
   Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!   
      
   He who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame   
      
   QWK: The VHS of offline mail formats   
      
   "Bother said Pooh as @TOFIRST@ fondled him   
      
   Sir Crow of Robot, Defender of the Realm! -- Crow T. Robot   
      
   Elevator Men do it up and down.   
      
   Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.  -- Lily Tomlin   
      
   WHat do you call a man in a meat grinder?    Chuck   
      
   Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice   
      
   Zen Meditators do it thoughtlessly.   
      
   What happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object --- one is   
   proven wrong.   
      
   He's dead, Jim.  Pass the ketchup!   
      
   You have succeeded in life when all you really want is all you really need. -   
   Vernon Howard   
      
   Bart: A burp is not an answer   
      
   Famous Last Words: Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this.   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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