MSGID: 1:317/3 5ff56047   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   URA Redneck if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income   
      
   A talent which does not daily increase,daily diminishes   
      
   Shaka, when the walls fell   
      
   Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry.   
      
   Remember, your Veritech was made by the lowest bidder   
      
   BartBoard: I will not hang donuts on my person   
      
   Save a starving vampire...donate used tampons   
      
   You risked my life on the testimony of a dog?! Paris   
      
   Tastes like horse pee? What ELSE do you drink in the barn?   
      
   Oh-oh, my heart just stopped! ...Oh, there it goes   
      
   Equal opportunity annoyer   
      
   Yo momma like 7-UP...never had it, never will.   
      
   (A)bort (R)etry (B)omb   
      
   Def: Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better   
      
   "Every time I've built character, I've regretted it!" -Calvin&Hobbes   
      
   Veni, vidi, vomit:  I came, I saw, I barfed.   
      
   Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all! -Floyd   
      
   Yo momma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck   
      
   Keep Them In Suspense  - By Toby Continued   
      
   James R. Olin, Congressman (Va.), was an Eagle Scout.   
      
   Be different. Conform   
      
   Poetry has its own laws speaking for the life of the planet.<Hogan>   
      
   He's a T-bone talkin' feller, but he's got a hot-dog heart   
      
   Laugh, and the world think you are an idiot   
      
   One beer will get me drunk... usually the 12th or 13th   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
    * Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)   
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