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   PID: Hotdoged/2.13.5/Android   
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   "...And there was much rejoicing. (Yaaaaay.)"   
   "Daddy, what does 'FORMATTING DRIVE C' mean?"   
   "Dear Abby: One of my breasts is larger than the other two."   
   " am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."   
   "I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates."   
   "Life," he said, "Don't talk to ME about life!"   
   "Ludicrous Speed!"   
   "My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die."   
   "Nurse! I said to SLIP off his SPECtacles!"   
   "Scotty. hurry. beam me ¥YÖšÄÅ^*úþœ NO CARRIER."   
   "Space is big. REALLY big." - Hitchhiker's Guide"   
   "Suicide Hotline...please hold for the next available..."   
   "Thank you for pressing the Self-Destruct Button."   
   "The answer to the Great Question is... Forty-Two."   
   (insert random tagline here)   
   ***WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE***   
   :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\   
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   ?al ?arendel engla beorhtast!   
   ç?? Ú¿??ÿ $îx ?ôôî?ç$ ???r î?î$¡gÿç....   
   çh? ? ???â m?ëîM éï ëâ?gs   
   1040 EZ - 1. How much did you make? 2. Send it in.   
   2+2=5 for very large values of 2.   
   3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.   
   486SX: When only the most recent mediocrity will do...   
   Ahh, the smell of victory!  It smells like... sweat!  No.. oregano!  No..   
   victory!     
        Yeah, that's it!   
   A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.   
   A day without sunshine is like night.   
   A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.   
   A king's castle is his home.   
   A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... or was it here?   
   A low yield atomic bomb is like being slightly pregnant.   
   A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.   
   A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide.   
   Abandon hope, all ye who  here.   
   Air conditioned I/O bus - Do not open Windows   
   Aiya E„rendil Elenion Ancalima!   
   All generalizations are false.   
   All great truths began as blasphemies.   
   All taglines are busy...one will be with you shortly.   
   Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.   
   Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.   
   Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and I don't care!   
   And now I'm supposed to think of a brilliant tagline!   
   Another fine product of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.   
   ANSI kicks ASCII!   
   Any man making a pun should be drawn and quoted!   
   Anything that happens, happens.   
   Are those cookies made from real Girl Scouts?   
   Are you running under Windows, or just using an XT?   
   As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841...   
   ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.   
   Ash nazg durbatul–k, ash nazg gimbatul...   
   Astronomers do it all night long.   
   Astronomers do it with heavenly bodies.   
   ATA&GETMAIL&UNPACKMAIL&READMAIL&LOADREPLY&STEALTAG&ATZ   
   Atheism is a non-prophet organization.   
   Back when I was a boy, we carved our own ICs out of wood.   
   Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.   
   Baroque: When you are out of Monet.   
   Boost system speed by 200%: DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*   
   British automotive engineering = getting it right ñ¬"   
   Bumper sticker: Honk if you're illiterate.   
   C code. C code run. Run, code, run. PLEEEASE!   
   C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL   
   Can I blame all of my spelling on line noise?   
   Carpe Diem -- Make your life extraordinary!   
   Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!   
   Clap on (CLAP! CLAP!) Clap off (CLAP! CL¾¦ûÒÀ*...NO CARRIER   
   Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines!   
   Columbus HAD a fourth ship -- it sailed over the edge.   
   Comfort, commitment, marriage... what do these three things have in common?     
        The letter C.  Well, except for marriage.   
   Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for EDLIN!   
   Compaq: If they can't spell can their systems be any good?   
   CONgress: opposite of PROgress   
   Damn the baud rate! Full speed ahead!   
   Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.   
   DEL *.*: 100% file compression.   
   Difference between Windows and a Virus? A Virus does something.   
   Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.   
   Do you know where *your* towel is?   
   Do you think I'm indecisive?   
   Don't look at me in that tone of voice!   
   Don't make faces at me! I see you!   
   DON'T PANIC! The Guide Mark II coming soon!   
   Don't panic.   
   DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...   
   Double your disk space: del C:\WINDOWS\*.*   
   Duplicate file name or file not found. Oh, wait... here it is.   
   Earth: Mostly harmless.   
   Elvis isn't dead. Tired of Earth, he went back to Mars!   
   Enrole now at Dan Quayle's Skool of Spellen!   
   Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue.   
   Error 216: Tagline out of paper.   
   ERROR 9: Disk Full Error/Formatting Drive C: to make space   
   Error reading FAT Table. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)_   
   Error: No Keyboard Detected. Press F1 to Continue.   
   Et E„rello Endorenna ut£lien. Sinom‰ maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn'   
   Ambar-metta!   
   Famous last quote:  All gods are bastards!  --A man standing on top of a hill   
   in a    
   thunderstorm, wearing copper armor and holding aloft a zinc rod.   
   --- Hotdoged/2.13.5/Android   
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