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   Hi Charles!   
      
   12 Nov 20 20:58, you wrote to All:   
      
    CP> Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.   
      
    CP> I had my patience tested. I'm negative.   
      
    CP> I run like the winded.   
      
    CP> When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."   
      
    CP> Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend   
    CP> 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.   
      
    CP> Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere,   
    CP> makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people   
    CP> cops.   
      
    CP> My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.   
      
   Many of these (even the ones not mentioned) are perfect oneliners in   
   conversation. They can produce a good double-take gotcha moment.   
      
   "What kind of shorts do clouds have? Thunderwear."   
      
   Kids love/groan when they hear that from me when they are holding their copy   
   of Captain Underpants.   
      
      
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