MSGID: 1:317/3 5f9514b8   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... You two are kinda dull and boring :)   
      
   Give me twenty, corporal! - Crow to Tom   
      
   Jewish Haiku <> Yenta. Shmeer. Gevalt. Shlemiel. Shlimazl. Tochis. Oy!   
   To be fluent!   
      
   A pinup of Kathy Bates - Mike on picture of manly girl   
      
   The Revolution is successful... Kodos   
      
   "I'll nuke the smegger to oblivion!" -- Lister   
      
   Zucchini is NOT the name of an Italian auotmatic weapon!   
      
   Guacamole: Spanish word meaning "taco caulking."   
      
   Mister Spock does it with a Vulcanized rubber   
      
   "I recon the process should take less than two hours." Data   
      
   A pessimist thinks all women are bad; an optimist wishes they were.   
      
   Zen and the Art of EchoMail... Be the tagline   
      
   Kirk -"Bones! It's Ensign Pillsbury!"  McCoy -"He's bread, Jim."   
      
   Probably just a billing error. - Manager to Sysop   
      
   Zoophobia - A fear of animals   
      
   ZAPPPP......Gee, coulda sworn it was set to STUN!!   
      
   "I wish *I* was a tiger."  "A common lament."   
      
   XX + XY = Oh, Sir Jasper.   
      
   On the 8th day, God uninstalled DOS 6   
      
   Jeff Smith cooks AND dances as The Frugging Gourmet!   
      
   Jesus will love you for $19.95 + $3.50 shipping and handling!   
      
   XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification   
      
   Cats contribute to living a longer life   
      
   Group IQ: Lowest IQ of any member divided by the number of people in the group   
      
   For Warm Boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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