MSGID: 1:317/3 5f8e7d38   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Excuse me - it's time for my medication   
      
   Remember, wherever you go, there you are!!   
      
   Oxymoron: Microsoft Access.   
      
   Baseball is wrong  Man with four balls cannot walk!   
      
   Guns don't kill people.  OS/2 kills people   
      
   Phone salespeople are the traveling salesmen of the '90s   
      
   URA Redneck if: You think Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy.   
      
   Offer void where inhibited by sanity.   
      
   RUMOUR: Amigas, built from discarded IBMs   
      
   A virus is a Daemon with an attitude problem!   
      
   X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.   
      
   Zen is simply a voice crying, "Wake up! Wake up!"   
      
   Rail at a liar.        The Palindromic Pig   
      
   I'd rather go mad than see a psychiatrist. -Michael Caine   
      
   Minoxidil didn't work  $#%#&@ NO HAIRIER   
      
   Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.   
      
   Perceiving reality is a biological necessity. - Francois Jacob   
      
   Every party needs a pooper   
      
   Fat: Horizontally challenged   
      
   Now if only I could get the computer to do my housework!   
      
   Kira's Kisses Crack Cool Constable's Composure--next DS9!   
      
   Quoique vous en pensiez, ceci n'est PAS un tag!   
      
   Freedom: The liberty to do what you SHOULD; not what you WANT.   
      
   On the trailing edge on technology   
      
   QUEERS BASH BACK!  Our lives are worth defending!   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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