MSGID: 1:317/3 5f8a88b5   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around   
      
   That should keep the invisible recipes turned on.   
      
   Hey!! I have 215k left---wanna run Windows?   
      
   Quoth the Modem, "geddup, you steenking bore!"   
      
   Well hi there! Howdy do! - Mike   
      
   So, a buck is a dollar and dough is money. Why are deer called a buck and a   
   doe? Does this mean we should call our loose change fawns?      
      
   URA Redneck if you refer to Mason jars as "the good glasses."   
      
   Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons   
      
   Snackmosphere - The 95% air inside bags of potato chips   
      
   A friend of mine is in jail for counterfeit pennies   
      
   I never saw this file before! - O'Brien   
      
   "I put his glove on, and when I woke up, I had it on my hand."   
      
   The sight of death frightens them [Earthers].   
      
   Nothing will preserve liberty but downright FORCE.- Patrick Henry   
      
   General Brain Failure.  (A)bort, (R)e-fry, (I)nsert, (L)abotomy   
      
   MSFT:  ManySystemsFailingTogether   
      
   A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like   
      
   Yes, I do have the crabgrass, now where are the apples?   
      
   A mind is a terrible thing to....OOHH a doughnut!   
      
   WAIT!!! Don't pick up the pho^$L%'#!(   
      
   No matter where you go - There you are!   
      
   I.R.A. Army:  Irish Republican Army army.   
      
   A chin butt! - Frank   
      
   ROTFL.....  Love it!   
      
   What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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