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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   A child becomes an adult when he realises that he has a right not only to be   
   right but also to be wrong. - Thomas Szasz   
      
   Karl's version of Parkinson's Law:  Work expands to exceed the time alloted it   
      
   Dead?  But i've been only gone for 2 minutes! * Kryten   
      
   Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead   
      
   I'm _glad_ you understand. - Bashir   
      
   Quarantine:  Traditional four-masted plague ship.   
      
   ZAPPA: And you are my sofa.   
      
   PROGRAMMERS do it in software   
      
   Everything's running smoothly for a change. - O'Brien   
      
   PUNNY BOOK: How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele.   
      
   QWK: The VHS of offline mail formats   
      
   Virgin Marriage  - By Chastity Belt   
      
   We've rewritten the book a few times to make B5 work. - Garibaldi   
      
   A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted.   
      
   COBOL is just a bug with syntax   
      
   "Error 155 - You can't do that." -D-G S200 Fortran error code list   
      
   Zmodem has bigger BITS and tighter ASCII   
      
   Q: What's black & white and comes in a small can?  A: Mic   
      
   XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely   
      
   URA Redneck if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.   
      
   PUNNY BOOK: Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction.   
      
   Pepsi Trek: The Next Gen (Aack! Phptht!)   
      
   Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading   
   causes of statistics   
      
   False Memory Syndrome, eh?  Suddenly pedophiles are psychology   
      
   My salary requirement is $34 per year. - Real live resume statement   
      
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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