MSGID: 1:317/3 5f0955b0   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Warning!  Error in REALITY.SYS!  Proceed with BIGBANG.EXE   
   Am I hallucinating or something??   
   Use Saddam Condoms, for those who always pull out late.   
   I am Rambo of Borg.  Yo! Assimilate 'dis!     
   "Go, speed racer, go!"   
   "Press to test"    "Release to detonate"   
   We are not killers.   
   Make like a computer programmer and shoot yourself in the   
   Sysop not found! Please notify computer   
   Moderator: See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.   
   Difference between Windows & a virus? Virus is free   
   Liberal Tactic #3: When hysterics don't work, repeat #1   
   Explosion at sperm bank.  Nurses overcome.   
   Careful with that axe Eugene...   
   Taglines are irrelevant.   
   Tom Adams a member of The Flat-Earth Society.   
   Old programmers never die; they just endlessly loop.   
   He taught us drawing, stretching, and fainting in coils.   
   If you love life, it will love you back.   
   Data error on drive C (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?   
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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