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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator!   
   And I thought *I* had problems!   
   Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?   
   I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?   
   Rule #5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.   
   "We need a 10-gauge needle," Tom hypothesized.   
   If at first you don't succeed, ignore the docs...   
   PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWS I'LL FIDDLEWITHOS/2 WOULDN'TYOU?   
   Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all.   
   The mob has many heads but no brains.   
   Hang up your logic over there.   
   The truth is always the strongest argument.   
   Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork   
   Modemers: the few, the unbalanced, the eccentric!   
   Many a 'jackass'Judge thinks he has 'Horse sense'!   
   General Failure reading John Dvorak   
   Liberal Tactic #5: Arguments are lost only to bigots.   
   Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.   
   Many a man never fails because he never tries.   
   Lurk quietly, and carry a big on/off switch.   
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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