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   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Humor is so subjective.   
   Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!   
   I'd love to, but I left my body in my other clothes.   
   But who shall Moderate the Moderators?   
   And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo   
   Raptor ? The game of skilled, total destruction.   
   Paging Dr. F! - Frank   
   I did all that with EDLIN.  No, really!   
   It's a dead man's party...Who could ask for more?   
   Beekeepers like to eat their honey.   
   Sensors identify the aliens as "scrubbing bubbles", Sir.   
   I bought a million lottery tickets... won a dollar,  s.w.   
   Is evil a child of the nature or nurture of the beast?   
   Everything hurts ... and what doesn't don't work.   
   And now, Lorena Bobbitt for the Papule Pocket Friend.   
   Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time.   
   I sentence you to hang by the neck until you cheer up.   
   A crucifix?  Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!   
   I first had sex on a farm, he said sheepishly.   
   Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!!   
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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