MSGID: 1:317/3 5e1eb8c7   
   PID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   TID: hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur 2019-01-08   
   Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.   
   From The Valley of The Dulls - Lehigh Valley,   
   "Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.   
   For THIS I bought a computer?   
   Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/min   
   RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.   
   Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS   
   Rush Hour is an oxymoron!   
   REALITY is for everyone 'cept Liberals...!   
   Put all your eggs in one basket, and WATCH THAT BASKET!   
   ?tagline?   
   Fundamentalist Christianity: Please help find the cure.   
   Lorena Bobbit's Circumcision Service - open 24 hours.   
   Is the Sysop looking?  No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER   
   One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft    
   Use Windex On Your Windows   
   Save pennies. Make your own bullets!   
   Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.   
   I've seen you before. Milk carton?   
   Duke Nukem 3D ? Why don't YOU try saving the world someti   
   --- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur   
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