From one of the guys in our community band:  :-)   
      
      
       Improvisation      -- what we do when the music falls down   
      
       Chords             -- something organists play with one finger   
      
       Discords           -- something organists play with two fingers   
      
       Suspended Chords   -- useful for lynching the vocalist   
      
       Time Signatures    -- trivial details often irrelevant to drummers   
      
       Melody             -- an ancient, now almost extinct art in song writing   
      
      
      
      
   --- timEd/386 1.10.y2k+   
    * Origin: Wits' End, Vancouver CANADA (1:153/716)