Ardith,   
      
    Santa didn't stop here. He was going to "save the best for last" (my   
   house). However, I sent him a card with the words "Define Naughty".    
      
    Apparently, he had "heard I'd been good"...but then saw that card, and   
   he died laughing.    
      
    I have had one health present...with eating only 1 meal a day for the   
   last several weeks, I've lost nearly 50 pounds. The next thing to lose   
   is my pants, if I don't put more holes in the belt. It'll either give   
   folks a cheap thrill, or a heart attack.    
      
    I've got another sebacious cyst on my back, but it has to wait until   
   after the first of the year to get "broken" and "drained". I also had to   
   start the Low-T treatments (those numbing deals in the hip/buttocks area   
   burn like the dickens). But, left untreated, Low-T can lead to a whole   
   host of other male problems (and I have more than enough issues   
   already, thank you). I get follow-up blood work 1 month after the   
   treatment, then get another implant 3 months after the blood work.   
      
    They alternate hips/butt cheeks for each one...but the left one had a   
   rather large benign cyst removed from it a few years back. So, they may   
   have to "find a different place".   
      
    That cyst was so deep (thankfully, it was benign), that it had to heal   
   from the inside out (all my cysts have been that way), and I had to have   
   2 months of home health care. My mother-in-law quipped that "you get to   
   show your butt, and have it rubbed"...to which I said "nudity means   
   nothing to them"...although a friend of mine will NOT go to the doctor,   
   as "he doesn't want them to see him naked". I couldn't convince him that   
   "it's not anything they haven't seen before".   
      
    Besides, if you're female in labor, you have to forget all modesty.   
   I've yet to hear of a boy coming out in a nice tuxedo, or a girl in a   
   satin white dress. :P   
      
   Daryl   
      
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