Hi there,   
      
   On Mon 2012-May-14 21:20, Ardith Hinton (1:153/716) wrote to Richard Webb:   
      
   AH> Hi, Richard!  Here's a riddle for you:   
      
      
   AH>  Q.  Why was the piano player... as the local constabulary says   
   AH> around these      parts, without specifying the reason... "known to   
   AH> police?"    
      
   AH>  A.  He often got into treble.   
      
     YEp, can relate to that one.   
      
   HOw do you get a guitar player to turn down?   
      
   Put sheet music in front of him.   
      
      
   Regards,   
              Richard   
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