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 Message 4,415 of 5,647 
 Jonathan to Incantatrix 
 Re: French Terror Alert. 
 02 Aug 05 12:14:56 
 
XPost: alt.fan.scarecrow, wanadoouk.discuss, alt.alien.vampire.f
onk.flonk.flonk
XPost: soc.culture.british, soc.culture.quebec
From: jgrotter@cox.net

"Incantatrix"  wrote in message
news:5i5ve1t3q17ok4m598tmu1r4202sq3nshj@4ax.com...
> "Jonathan"        :
>
>
> >"Incantatrix"  wrote in message
> >news:ctjse1tshtkb82m0dm1tk9vo7udm0o0cf6@4ax.com...
> >> "Jonathan"        :
> >>
> >>
> >> >"meowmix"  wrote in message
> >> >news:a1kqe1d5bjtr37uloc4dvfn353tth17l9l@4ax.com...
> >> >> On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 10:06:09 -0700, "Jonathan" 
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >"meowmix"  wrote in message
> >> >> >news:0vvpe1d6hcfctuj02je4mumr00e8l062ck@4ax.com...
> >> >> >> On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 18:40:58 -0700, "Jonathan" 
> >> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >"Hatchetmama" 
wrote
> >in
> >> >> >> >message news:8qlfd1l4oruo49i96qkoa3ftvepnlfn6lt@4ax.com...
> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 15 Jul 2005 03:11:59 GMT, Teh Czar ov All Teh Flonkers
> >> >> >> >>  wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >It was a dark and stormy night, when Hatchetmama wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 14 Jul 2005, meowmix wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>On Wed, 13 Jul 2005, Hatchetmama wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>>On Wed, 13 Jul 2005, "Grant" wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>Be aware that the French government announced yesterday
that
> >it
> >> >> >has
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>raised
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>its terror alert level from  ' Run '  to  ' Hide ' . The
> >only
> >> >two
> >> >> >> >higher
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>levels in France are  ' Surrender '  and  ' Collaborate '
.
> >The
> >> >> >rise
> >> >> >> >was
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>precipitated by a recent   fire which destroyed France's
> >white
> >> >> >flag
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>factory, effectively paralysing their military.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>>goodness.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>grant, I laughed.
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>it also made me laugh as i could actualy picture it in my
> >head.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Like myself, you've obviously been to france.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> (mind you, I didn't want to go. It was at the request of my
> >> >> >youngest.
> >> >> >> >> >> For her birthday.)
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >I've never been to France, but I can picture it...
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Don't.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> It smells... French.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>>>NUKE FRANCE!
> >> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >> >>>NUKE FRANCE!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> NUKE FRANCE!
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >NUKE FRANCE!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >I had to laugh like hell.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> sadly it doesn't amuze the frogs very much.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Vive la grenouille!! The innocent French frog plight must be
stopped.
> >> >>
> >> >> and we must not forget to NUKE QUEBEC and BELGIUM.
> >> >
> >> >Oh! how I hate those Belgiumesians and their damnable waffles!
> >> >
> >> >NUKE BELGIUM!
> >>
> >> grumph
> >> no penis hugs to you then
> >> hope you like the chocolate at least
> >> and the beer
> >
> >Hmmmmm ... Is there anything I can Nuke and still get a
> >penis hug?
>
> NUKE THE FRENCH PART OF BELGIUM (and put a protective shield around the
flemish and
> german parts)
>
> always in for a solution if i risk to miss to give penis hugs ;)
>
NUKE THE FRENCH PART OF BELGIUM WITH LITTLE TINY NUCLEAR BOMBS THAT WON'T
HURT THE FLEMISH AND GERMAN PARTS!!


--
Jonathan

Jesus saves!!! Everyone else takes 3d6 damage and is stunned for two rounds.

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