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     Msg#: 95              Sent                         Date: 20 Jul 94  12:31:00   
     From: SAM UZI                                      Read: Yes    Replied: No    
       To: JOHN SMITH                                   Mark:                        
     Subj: OS from heaven   
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    -=> The duffus John Smith said to the geek Sam Uzi <=-   
      
    SU> it is the ONLY true 32-bit multi-threaded pre-emptive multi-tasking OS   
    SU> around.   
      
    JS> ...except for every single OS around that was written for non-Intel   
    JS> CPUs.   
    JS> All the neat shit that people claim for the latest hottest Intel OSs   
    JS> -- the stuff in your quote there -- is stuff that has always been   
    JS> pretty much standard in the Motorola and Risc worlds.   
      
      
      
      
   sure, whatever... but OS/2 is THE BEST Operating System in the world, and   
   can run circles around anything else, and it looks nicer, and will cook   
   your breakfast for you, and make your coffee, and has 3D-bordered   
   icons, and is nifty, and looks cool, and is True-Blue, and can run DOS   
   better than DOS, and will take out the garbage, and will get you chicks,   
   and has got a 438 Hemi duo-blaster twin quad super injection turbo   
   ramjet ultra thingy that makes it go real fast, and it can juggle, and   
   it knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake, and   
   it will end world hunger, and it has fine Corinthian leather, and it   
   never makes you say you're sorry, and it always uses a condom, and it   
   likes the kinds of pizza and ice cream that you like, and it plays   
   bitchin' guitar, and it manages files like there's no tomorrow, and its   
   object-oriented multi-media neural-net shipping next quarter, and it is   
   bullit-proof like 20 layers of #4 Kevlar body armor, and it is so   
   multi-threaded that it weaves a heavy wool blanket while its idleing,   
   and my momma told me when I was just a lad that it was the best, and it   
   has a heavy manual, and it uses less characters in its name than other   
   OS's, and its recomended by four out of five dentists, and it can kick   
   Superman's ass, and it's meaner than the junkyard dog, and its the   
   choice of the next generation, and it will let you so many things at the   
   same time that your head will spin, and it can dance, and ... oh never   
   mind... it sucks...   
      
       Kurt Weiske | realitycheckbbs.org | fidonet 1:218/700   
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