"Hello, Purbeck"  wrote in   
   news:k5qv1o$vum$1@dont-email.me:    
      
   > Dear diary   
   >    
   > When I opened my mailbox this morning, I was appalled find in there a   
   > box containing human excrement.   
   >    
   > What foul creature could defecate such a thing in such a way?   
   >    
   > HP   
   >    
      
   a boxman   
      
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