GdnU9eB8q5iuvNnZ2dnUVZ_rudnZ2d@posted.sonicnet>   
   reports@scientology.org (Legitimate Rape) wrote in   
   news:FtGdnU9eB8q5iuvNnZ2dnUVZ_rudnZ2d@posted.sonicnet:    
      
   > Samuel Harrigon  wrote:   
   >    
   >>One of my parishioners recently brought to my attention the fact that   
   >>men can receive free handjobs from the TSA - all they have to do is   
   >>refuse an X-Ray Scan.  This is marvellous news but for the fact that   
   >>this activity has not been properly sanctioned by the church.   
   >    
   >>From first hand experience I know this is a fact because I refused to   
   >>go through the X-Ray Scan when I passed through customs recently at   
   >>the airport, and it was safe too because they wore special condoms   
   >>that looked like there were designed for men with five penises.   
   >    
   >>I ended up congregating all over the border crossing when they fondled   
   >>my limp penis (it is a sin for me to have an erection and so I've   
   >>trained myself to refrain from this, but The Holy Bible says nothing   
   >>about spilling one's seed accidentally), and if I had gotten an   
   >>erection from it I would have felt violated but instead I knelt down   
   >>right there and prayed.   
   >    
   >>Do women get this same free service from the TSA?  If so, is the TSA    
   >>trained in the appropriate treatment of women as well.   
   >    
   >>I'm worried that this special treatment that the TSA is getting from   
   >>the non-exempt taxpayers might actually be discriminatory against   
   >>churches, and I pray that the TSA will continue to use good judgement   
   >>in doing the Lord's work with all these wonderful non-exempt tax   
   >>dollars.    
   >    
   >>Rev. Samuel Harrigon   
   >>Good Old Gospel Ship Church   
   >    
   > This is highly amusing.   
   >    
   >    
      
   no its not , its fucking wierd and its fuckin dimented!!!!!!!! this rev    
   sam hartigon is a jerkwad pissfuck buttplug catholic preist who shits all    
   over every one in his relgiious stuper as if he has the inside fucking    
   track to his fucking fairy tale god!!!!!!!!!!   
      
   i attacked a cahplin in prison once and had to go to solitary for more    
   than a month for that , and i messed him up so bad that he bled and they    
   had to call the paremadics to fucking fix him!!!!!!! i ahte priests cuzz    
   they fuck children and any fucking sex jokes they make just piss me off    
   cuzz theyre fucking assholes!!!!!!!!!   
      
   --- MBSE BBS v0.95.15 (GNU/Linux-i386)   
    * Origin: Rolling Hills Alcoholic Rehabilitation Center (1:116/18@fidonet)